The Shock of Recognition

I can't hide my suspicions any longer. My father has been leading a secret triple life as diplomat, oatmeal/diabetes spokesman, and debonair, charming Southern raconteur.

Emergency!

This is almost a perfect superposition of cool and nerdy. I love it. It is crying out to be done again and again with the stakes getting progressively higher. We'll have to stop, of course, when someone puts their eye out, but until then, it should be awesome.

Emergency Party Button. Yes.